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Not Another Fan Crazy Blog

Tuesday, March 13, 2012

Klavier Gavin x Ema Skye Drinking Game

1. find any fanfiction that is Ema x Klavier.

2. Everytime either of them says the following words in any context drink: Fop, Scientific (adverb noun adjective) Snackoo.

3. Get plastered at the end of a one shot Fanfic.

Tuesday, February 21, 2012

How Are You? Okay.

Her: Only okay?

Me: Well
No
I'm great.

Her: That's what I like to hear.

So maybe if i hold in all the emotions like before it'll be okay. Because just so we all know. It isn't.

Sorry for moody shit. Thanks for listening internet, you're cold dead silence always makes me feel better. And by better I mean worse.

kthnxbai.

Sunday, February 12, 2012

Why Chris Brown Will Never Be Okay

The fact that he brutalized a woman's face is fact that he should not still be a celebrity.

But the fact that he never apologized for that one.

Unforgivable.

Also, never liked any of his music to begin with so. ' 3'

kthnxbai

Wednesday, February 1, 2012

Note To Self

If I ever become an evil villain in a manga or anime, Do Not Ever become a teacher in your enemy's school. It's becoming a cliche and it's sorta fucking stupid.

Also, whenever given the chance, like perhaps, when she doesn't have her powers, just shoot the fucking enemy in the head. It's a lot faster, and you don't have to spend all of your freaking time taunting her and annoying the fuck out of her.

Friday, January 6, 2012

Why I Hate Being A Girl Sometimes...

Yesterday, I ran out of good pads. So last night my mother went out and got me this cheap ass kind, hell knows where, and she told me to try it. I was on the up swing of the hormone train so I put it on and I went to sleep.
I woke up this morning to get out of bed and find that blood was running down my leg and completely covering it is disgusting congealed blood.
After one extremely awkward shower later, I walk into my room and find blood stains all over the carpet.
And I had the sad moment's thought that, if I weren't a woman right now, I would either be dead, or somebody else would.

Wednesday, December 7, 2011

Have You Ever...

Had that awkward moment when all your friends lives suck and there is nothing you can do about it, and anything you try to do to make it better, just ends up making it worse.

First, my friend confessed to this guy she was good friends with, and well, that didn't go too well. And so recently I've been trying to make her feel better by telling her that he was a douchebag anyway. But shes convinced that he didn't do a mexican hat dance on her heart. Even though the three months of tears and oh woe is me say otherwise.

Second, my other friend is having family problems. See, she likes the internet. And well, her parents like good grades. And the thing about her is that she is intelligent and wonderful and fantastic at last minute good grades as in like A's (says my C average). But her Dad hates her. with a burning passion. Like seriously. He always constantly yells at her for being on the internet and so yeah. Her mom is yelling at her because shes not nice to her dad that hates her. And so this morning she literally burst into tears. And we're talking about serious Never crying person here.

The thing that sucks about it is you can't really say, oh lets tell a guidance Councillor, because they will say, "LETS HELP" and then drop the subject some few months later. And my one friend yells at me for making fun of the toolbag of a mexican heart dancer, Matt, and seriously.

I have problems too. I know its selfish. but sometimes, i would like to talk about me. Now the friend with family issues, im not talking about. because she like never has problems. But The whole freaking Matt thing has gone on fro months im convinced that its been at least half a year. "Oh woe is me we're on a date but its not a date but everybody loves him but he doesn't love me but hes not a meanie because he doesn't live me hes a meanie because..."
Blah blah blah blah blah on and on and on. you know what Katie Smith? I'M MAD AT YOU FOR RUINING MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY PARTY BECAUSE YOU FELT LIKE CONFESSING TO MATT IN A FUCKING BLOG POST YOU DOUCHEY MCDOUCHEY DOUCHE FACE!
...
So yeah, my life's been great recently. GREAT FANTASTIC FUCKING WONDERFUL. *cough*
kthxbai

Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Classrooms and Politics are not Friends

Classrooms are a place of learning right?
Life Liberty and the pursuit of happiness.
"But abortion violates life."
I hate you with a fiery burning passion from hell. Yeah, let's get the teacher, who hates the president, talking about politics, religion, and controversial issues. Shut the hell up. I don't fucking care if you hate abortion, I don't want it in my history lesson.