First, my friend confessed to this guy she was good friends with, and well, that didn't go too well. And so recently I've been trying to make her feel better by telling her that he was a douchebag anyway. But shes convinced that he didn't do a mexican hat dance on her heart. Even though the three months of tears and oh woe is me say otherwise.
Second, my other friend is having family problems. See, she likes the internet. And well, her parents like good grades. And the thing about her is that she is intelligent and wonderful and fantastic at last minute good grades as in like A's (says my C average). But her Dad hates her. with a burning passion. Like seriously. He always constantly yells at her for being on the internet and so yeah. Her mom is yelling at her because shes not nice to her dad that hates her. And so this morning she literally burst into tears. And we're talking about serious Never crying person here.
The thing that sucks about it is you can't really say, oh lets tell a guidance Councillor, because they will say, "LETS HELP" and then drop the subject some few months later. And my one friend yells at me for making fun of the toolbag of a mexican heart dancer, Matt, and seriously.
I have problems too. I know its selfish. but sometimes, i would like to talk about me. Now the friend with family issues, im not talking about. because she like never has problems. But The whole freaking Matt thing has gone on fro months im convinced that its been at least half a year. "Oh woe is me we're on a date but its not a date but everybody loves him but he doesn't love me but hes not a meanie because he doesn't live me hes a meanie because..."
Blah blah blah blah blah on and on and on. you know what Katie Smith? I'M MAD AT YOU FOR RUINING MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY PARTY BECAUSE YOU FELT LIKE CONFESSING TO MATT IN A FUCKING BLOG POST YOU DOUCHEY MCDOUCHEY DOUCHE FACE!
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So yeah, my life's been great recently.
kthxbai
