So B. It

Now this is a nerdy post. Very Nerdy. So nerdy... wanna know why? ITS A BOOK! *SHOCK*

Now this book is very unrealistic and very cheesy and corny. But the plot twists are amazing. So there's this girl. And She's got a mother and an aunt-like-but-is-actually-a-neighbor. Her A.L.B.I.A.A.N.'s name is Bernadette. her mother's name is unknown for most of the book. So I won't spoil it. They all live together in Reno. Her mother has "a bum-brain" as the book brings mention to. Basically, she has Autism or some kind of mental disease and has the inability to act in the real world by herself.

So anyway, Her mother knows only fifteen words. one of which is complete gibberish, soof. Heidi (our protagonist if you hadn't noticed) really REALLY really REALLY wants to know what it means. So she gathers some clues and heads out to Liberty, New York. By bus. (Just so you know. she is like twelve. and that's like a REALLY long way away) There she meets several people and

I'M GOING TO STOP. Other wise I'd spoil it. But other than that, It was REALLY good. I recommend it for anybody. Especially if you hate long books because this book barely exceeds 200 pages.

I'm three for three,
Cwee Cwee